DEATH TEST!

August 7, 2044
58 years old

cancer 24%
homicide 17%
alien abduction 9%
drowning 8%
alcoholism 7%
heart attack 6%

I just took the test again using my age and weight...but choosing every bad choice I could and the results were:

Dead on Janruary 18th 2004!!!
Contagious disease (35%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

glad I'm not in this shape....only 4 days to live! [img]eek.gif[/img]

DAMNIT! I forgot the date already!!!

72

Cancer 20%
Homicide 18%
Heart Attack 11% (already had one)
ALiens 8%
Horrible Accident 6%
Auto Fellatio 6%

Which leaves 41% unacounted for.

Quote:

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Auto Fellatio 6%

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I'm not that flexable. I will need to die of regular fellatio. Then again, I could have a new resolution this year!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

WELL THATS PROBALY HOW YOU WILL DIE...

NOT BEING FLEXIBLE AND SNAPING YOUR NECK

If I have a 6% chance of death, does that mean I have a 94% chance of not dying while sucking my own dick?

Where I come from we call that a success!! [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

HMMMMMN.....

WOULD YOU IF YOU COULD?

July 22, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Good news guys, you only have to put up with me for another 58 years. I'm sure that makes you all very happy. That is all.

Jesus(I've wasted my life so far [img]frown.gif[/img] )

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January 9, 2042 at the age of 69 years old.

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...it said "69."

Looks like there's a chance I'll go out like Michael Hutchence.

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 14, 2004 07:56 PM: Message edited by: KoF ]</font>